look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
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remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
"I feel bad. Will he be there for me too?"
"He doesn’t need to. But we will."
"Because he’s always there. Always."
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